The names Jessica. Broke college student with a booty. Played the voice of Belle in Beauty and the Beast. If you don't believe me, suck my left nut. Married to Ryan Gosling. If you don't believe me, suck my right nut.
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yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.
this is the best thing ive ever heard
|Period:||You want cookies|
|Period:||You want to fuck|
|Period:||You want to fuck while eating cookies.|
|Period:||Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?|
|Period:||Kill them too.|
|Period:||Kill them and eat their cookies.|
|Period:||Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.|
|Period:||HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.|
|Period:||Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry|