The names Jessica. Broke college student with a booty. Played the voice of Belle in Beauty and the Beast. If you don't believe me, suck my left nut. Married to Ryan Gosling. If you don't believe me, suck my right nut.
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Starfish feeding on a dead whale.
i’ve never been scared of starfish until this moment
look at that creepy, tall, dancing one
look at him
‘yes, my darlingssssss’
‘feed to your hearts content’‘feast on what is rightfully ours’
‘feast, thrive— soon, we will conquer all‘
what the FUCK IS GOING ON!?
i cannot stop laughing at this because at first glance i thought it was a starfish dance party xD
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when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing
fwuuubufbuwbfwubfufbwufbuwbuuuBUWBUBHUFUFBUWBUFBUB
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The laST ONE
HAROLD REMEMBERED TO PUT ON HIS SASSY PANTS TODAY
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her arms look so unnatural
i dont even know anymore
he changed so much since he started doing meth
not since the accident
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some thoughts are so private that you only share them with a therapist or 17,000 people on the internet
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When I’m not working, I am the laziest person. I can literally lie on a couch and watch television for 15 hours. I hate people who say, “Oh, I’m addicted to working out”. I just want to punch those people in the face
she’s so perfect it’s gross.
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thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
Til death do us part
This might be the coolest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
Okay, guys, I know I said I was going to bed but can I just point out one little thing here?
Do you notice how it’s blurry at the beginning and suddenly sharpens at the end?
When it’s blurry, it’s because when you’re in love, you supposedly don’t see anything other than the person you love.
And when it sharpens, it’s because the world has come back into focus now that their loved one is gone.
SYMBOLISM.
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‘WHOA how are your shoes NOT soaked?’ ‘Mind your own bees wax’
People didn’t know this?NO
WE DIDN’T
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